You gonna eat those fries?
Is this seat taken?
Do you have a home studio?
Yes. Phone patch, Source Connect, Skype, ProTools, Sennheiser 416 & 421
Can you work Union jobs?
Yes. SAG-AFTRA member in good standing.
Can you work non-Union jobs?
Yes. I have Fi-Core status within SAG-AFTRA.
Are you willing to travel?
Yes. And do so regularly.
What do you charge?
I have base rates, and negotiate. Propose a job and let me quote you. (see “Contact” page)
Paper or Plastic? Mostly check, but also PayPal and Stripe.
Can you ride a horse?
Yes. Saddle and bareback.
… a motorcycle?
Yes. Dirt and street.
… a pedal bike? Yes. Mountain and street.
… a skateboard? No. Not anymore.
How about skis?
Yes. Snow and water. (Better on snow).
Heard any good jokes lately?
Yeah, a few.
– Tragedy Brewing
– Emergency Communication
– Pub Talk (inadvertently risqué)
– A Simple Toast (inadvertently risqué)